1. 7 Books By Rappers ego trip Would Like to See Written

    Steal This Book, But Buy My $200 Headphones by Dr. Dre

    A practical guide for the aspiring reformed gangsta rapper-turned-music industry mogul, Steal This Book, But Buy My $200 Headphones is, in a way, a manual of survival in the prison that is music superstardom. It preaches complacency. It shows you where to place the dynamite that will destroy the walls of risk. The first section – PROCRASTINATE! – lays out a potential inaction program for your carefree future. A future where your successful past enables you to sell soft drinks on behalf of whoever can afford you, come who may. Outrageously illustrated by R. Crumb, it nevertheless conveys a serious message to all would-be tough guys-turned-rap biz bigwigs: you don’t have to try anymore.

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      Oh...it's the Complex Magazine one thing per page layout. Get that money Ego Trip!

    • ego trip

      It's true: We love Complex and we love the guap.

      P.S. Love don't pay the bills, the guap does.

    • HoagyBeets

      The other entries are probably hilarious, but who has time for click-bait antics?

    • ego trip

      We tried tricking you into clicking a whole bunch of seven times, Hoagy, but failed. You win!

    • http://Www.sundayhhtimes.blogspot.com The Editor

      Started with a bang though, could of really went in if really wanted too.

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    • Justin

      I guess that sounded sarcastic when I meant it as heartfelt. Get that money Ego Trip!