1. 10 Names For MC Hammer's New Search Engine That Would Have Actually Been Worse Than "WireDoo."

    HammertimeSearch

    Last week, news broke of MC Hammer's latest entrepreneurial effort: a new Internet search engine called WireDoo. While we applaud the former hip-pop megastar's grind, we can't help feeling that the name he chose for this endeavor sounds like something he might have left in his Genie pants after one too many Taco Bell chalupas and no key to the restroom. Google is no doubt shaking, not with fear but giggles, at the WireDoo moniker. But honestly it could have been worse. In fact, here are 10 worse names that King Hammer could have put in the mix...

    READ 10 NAMES FOR MC HAMMER'S NEW SEARCH ENGINE THAT ACTUALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN WORSE THAN "WIREDOO"... AFTER THE JUMP...

    1. Spammertime
    2. LetsGetItFinded
    3. 2Legit2QuitSearching4Shit4U
    4. GottaCallURL
    5. TheFunkyWebHunter
    6. Pray4Results
    7. Pleasehammerfindsomething
    8. Oaktowns404NotFound
    9. SearchMutha
    10. WireDooDoo




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